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Self-Review – Revved Up

Review – Revved Up

Revved Up rocks.

It is the kind of story I tossed off rather quickly and then it just sort of took on a life of its own. Which was very cool but also rather unexpected.

Background

I got the idea for this story because I had recently stayed at my childhood home and noticed something odd in the front yard. And the truth is, it was nearly nothing. However, I sometimes have an overactive imagination, and so I took this idea and I ran with it.

What did I notice? It was only a few ruts near a flower bed. They were nothing, really, and were most likely made by a hoe or a rake. However, in my mind, I decided they would be tire tracks. And then the fun started.

The Plot of Revved Up

A holier than thou narrator starts telling a story to an unnamed police officer. The plot circles around the narrator’s elderly parents’ next-door neighbors. Pretty soon, the narrator starts referring to them as the POJ Family. That is, the “Pair of Jerks”.

As the story progresses, our narrator gets more and more self-righteous as the POJ Family continues to perform more and more outrageous acts in her parents’ sleepy, leafy Northern New Jersey suburban street.

Note: my folks lived on Long Island at the time, and my family does not own the inspiration house any more. I have no idea who lives there now.

Sharp-eyed readers should be able to follow along, at least in part. The narrator keeps a lot of information close to the vest, so it pays, actually, to read the book again. And no, I am not trying to inflate read counts.

Characters

I never actually name anyone in the story. The main character is the narrator, who is telling the story to an officer of the law. The other characters are her elderly parents, her son and daughter, various neighbors, and her next-door nemeses, the so-called POJ family.

The narrator is a divorced middle-aged woman and that is all a reader learns about her. Her children are teenagers; her parents, elderly and coming to the time in their lives when they are just about ready to move into assisted living.

As for the POJ family, they have a decidedly more earthy philosophy than our heroine. And so she takes matters into her own hands.

Memorable Quotes

I returned to my parents’ home and the three of us began washing the many plates – eighteen in all. My mother declared that perchance these city people did not understand our ways and so she carefully hand-lettered a number of delicately-worded thank you notes to everyone in the neighborhood. We knew who had provided the apple pie, the cherry cobbler and even the New York-style cheesecake.

Story Postings

The story’s sole posting is on Wattpad, where it became a Featured Story a few years ago. I hope you will get a chance to check out Revved Up on Wattpad

Rating for Revved Up

The story has a K rating.

Upshot for Revved Up

This story has had better traction than nearly anything I have ever written. With (as of the time of the updating of this blog post) over 59,500 reads and over 500 comments (many of which referenced the surprise ending), Revved Up remains an unqualified success.

Of course having had Featured Story status for several months helped a great deal.

Could I sell it? I have toyed with that idea, but the story is so odd and it is really too short for a novel. Plus it does not really lend itself to a sequel or even a prequel. While sequels are far from necessary, it can help if that’s an option. But I am totally fine without one.

Revved Up — because villains don’t have to look evil on the outside….


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Self-Review – The Enigman Cave

Review – The Enigman Cave

So, the first thing you should know is that the Enigman Cave has some of its roots in fan fiction. But I have changed a ton of it and I am more than confident that there is just no way any copyright could be asserted in this work that is not my own.

Background

So a few years ago, I had created a wholly original species called Witannen. They had flowers growing out of their scalps instead of hair, and the pure Witannen would sport little vestigial wings which could not be used for much of anything. But the flowers, the chavecoi, would have a symbiotic relationship with a Witannen and could photosynthesize and prevent starvation.

At times, the flowers would even make almost a statement, where the character might be saying one thing, but the chavecoi were turning some odd color or pointing is some direction in direct contradiction. Hence, Witannen could not play poker successfully.

The Enigmans, however, were something else. Also, I wanted them to be a lot more primitive. However it was not until I decided to make them similar to Australopithecines that they sprang into sharp focus.

Plot

Marnie and her crew on the Valentina Tereshkova have one job: to find multi-cellular life. They have already found tons of primordial soup and unicellular life. The galaxy seems to abound with it. Hence the opening line: Life is common.

I think it is one of the better opening lines I have ever written.

Back at home, there is a world government. But they seem to have forgotten the Val and the other wedge ships (another 20+ are also looking for life but have gone in other directions). And no wonder, as the government is collapsing. When the Val finds the Enigmans, the new despotic government sees an opportunity to play at being Cortez 2.0.

Marnie feels her only hope of protecting the people of the Enigman Cave is to prove their intelligence. But how?

In the JAG Court.

Characters

The main character is Captain Marnie Shapiro, of the USS Valentina Tereshkova.

Also, the other upper level characters include her first officer, Patricia LaRue, who she calls Trixie, which makes her sound like a dance hall girl. Trixie is from London, Kentucky, with an accent right out of the holler.

The chief medical officer is Dr. Jazminder Parikh. At the start of the book, she and her girlfriend, Ginny Carey, have recently ended their relationship.

Then there is Marnie’s ex-husband, Ben Chase. Ben is the chief botanist aboard and he and his fiancée, nurse Kristen Watson, are about to be married. He also cheated on Marnie with Kristen.

Among other women on board.

So, things are uncomfortable. But when Marnie meets the nighttime veterinarian, Lex Feldman, sparks fly. Nighttime vet, you ask? There are two vets, because the ship’s food stores are alive: goats, chickens, cod, and salmon. There is even a form of farming.

In space.

Day shift vet Tom Ciorciari is on the Bridge, because the Scientific Officer (I tried so hard to keep it from just copying Star Trek), Art Yarrow, is on paternity leave. Yes, it is a ship with children, and even a mid-level officer in charge of them.

Plus the lawyers of the JAG Court are also important characters. The head of that unit is Hunter Garcia. The others are Terry Lynn Shull, Steve Roberts, Mike Medeiros, and Nick Minecci.

Also, lots of characters in The Enigman Cave are named after people I know.

The scenes take place either on board the Val or on the surface of Kepler 423-B, which they name Enigma.

Fun Fact About The Enigman Cave

I originally wanted to call this piece The Enigma Cave. And then I learned that title was already taken.

Ewps.

Memorable Quotes from The Enigman Cave

“Yes, Dr. Chase? The captain needs you here on the Bridge.”

And then in the background, there was Ben’s voice, whining and complaining, “I’m in the middle of an experiment.”

“Benjamin Chase!” Marnie yelled, her sudden increase in volume scaring everyone and breaking Tom out of his trance. “Get your ass over here. Now! Or I get somebody else to run Botany.”

“All right. But I blame you if this experiment goes to hell.” He cut the connection.

Tom looked back over his shoulder at Marnie. “What did we just find?”

“Wait for confirmation. Just, just wait for it. Astrid, send Ben the picture you took of the green stuff. Send it to his tablet.”

“Will do.”

A few minutes later, Chase stomped in. “You know I’m not on the Bridge crew,” he began, glaring at his ex-wife. “And who the hell sent me a picture of a bunch of chlorophyll?”

“Chlorophyll?” asked Ray. The others just stared.

“Yes! Goddamned chlorophyll. I don’t have the time for these shenanigans,” Chase huffed.

“Ben,” Marnie looked him in the eye, “are you absolutely certain that stuff is chlorophyll?”

“I know chlorophyll when I see it. Every botanist does.”

“And the chemical formula, Tom, what do you have on your screen?”

“C55H72O5N4Mg.”

More Quotes from The Enigman Cave (same scene)

“That, C-whatever, that stuff,” Marnie said. “Is that chlorophyll?”

“Yes.” Chase was even more peeved. “Everybody past Biochemistry 101 knows that.”

“They never found it off Earth though, eh?” Marnie asked, playing her trump card.

“What?”

“Here,” Astrid punched up another picture. “This is the atmosphere of the world we’re orbiting.”

Ben leaned over and then looked through the scope at the Scientific station. “Well, I’ll be damned.” He, too, was slack-jawed. “We, we found it.”

“Are you sure?” asked Marnie.

“Yes,” Chase was threatening to become as shell-shocked as Marnie and Tom had been. “Algae can have chlorophyll. They’re technically unicellular. But they, they live communally. I, I would say they, they count as, as multi-cellular.”

“Remember where you were, remember what you were thinking and, and how you felt,” Marnie said to them. “Because this is goddamned history.”

Rating

So if I had to rate The Enigman Cave, I would put it at about T for Teen. Because there are three sex scenes (one alien). Plus there is one incidence of violence but it is only on screen for a brief moment.

The inciting incident is a pair of deaths but the story starts after that, so I do not show them.

Also, as I have continued to rewrite and edit the piece, I have ended up realizing that the sex scenes were a bit too explicit. So, they are getting more toned down these days.

Upshot

So, at the time, it was the best book I had ever written. But now? I can’t say. I can still see some parts where it could stand to be trimmed. So, now I strongly suspect it will need an overhaul before I can even think about querying it. Or maybe self-publishing it.

As for Marnie and her pals, there is also a prequel. And even a little side story that is a very tiny sequel.

The Enigman universe has room for some sequels. What do you think?


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If The Enigman Cave resonates with you, then please be sure to check out my other blog posts about how our society handles first contact with a species that may be as primitive as Australopithecus.

Character Reviews: The Enigman Cave

† Marnie Shapiro
• Trixie LaRue
† Jazminder Parikh, MD
• Lex Feldman
† Benjamin Chase
• Ginny Carey

The Enigman Cave Universe

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Character Review — Dr. Devon Grace

Consider Devon Grace, One of My Original Characters

Who is Devon Grace?

Dr. Devon Grace arose from, among other things, Peter Capaldi being tapped to play Dr. Who.

Where Did Devon Grace Come From?

Once Ceilidh is ensconced in Massachusetts, she needed something to do that was not going to be just endless cookery and housework. And then the idea for Devon sprang up, and I realized it could drive the plot rather well.

The Past is Prologue — Backstory for Devon Grace

Rich and privileged, all Devon wants to do is heal people. But it is the Victorian era, and he’s got a major secret.

He’s gay.

And so, his very existence is essentially illegal.

Female patients seem to sense something about him, so Devon becomes essentially an OB-GYN. He delivers babies and, eventually, women start to trust him to perform abortions. His track record is decent (after all, he is no quack), but women still die.

It all goes wrong when a relative of a member of Parliament dies on the table.

Arrested, but then charged with buggery, Devon ends up in prison for a year. But he’s lucky. Since Dr. Grace is wealthy, at least he is not executed.

Post-Disgrace

Banished from practicing medicine in the UK, he comes to America. But he feels horribly guilty and wants to atone. He does so by becoming what we would now call a Public Health Officer. In particular, he helps a morphine addict turn her life around.

Description

Peter Capaldi, who I see as Dr. Devon Grace
Peter Capaldi, who is the only person I see as Dr. Devon Grace

I see Peter Capaldi, hands down. There is no one else.

Purpose/Theme/Motivation

Like the other characters in the Universe of The Real Hub of the Universe, his motivation is to protect the Earth. Much like Ceilidh, he has a redemption arc. Finding love, and finding purpose, are key.

And, along the way, he even finds a more traditional-ish family, marrying Ellen Remy and adopting her son, Richard, who was born out of wedlock.

For Devon, Ellen, and Richard, it’s truly the best of all possible outcomes. She gets security and a degree of respectability, with her son’s future assured. Richard gets a father and a more stable life. And Devon gets a way to return to Scotland legally.

Quotes (to help out Ceilidh in the Charles Street Jail, Devon poses as her husband)

When the church bells rang for one, the jailhouse’s bell rang and Gregory Ashford arrived, looking concerned. Less than half an hour later, the bell rang again, and Ceilidh heard Devon’s voice. “I will visit this prisoner when I please,” he complained.

“Oh, really? And who might you be?” asked the captain.

Devon came close to the bars and Ceilidh could see he was wearing an unfamiliar cloak. Either he had purchased something new, or it was Shannon. He nodded to her and she approached. Unexpectedly, Devon took both her hands in his and kissed them and then said to Marsh, “I am her husband.”

Relationships

For someone who wanted to be left alone in his misery, he ends up making friends and more.

Ceilidh O’Malley

As originally his employee, Ceilidh is a combination serving girl, maid, valet, and confidante. They become closer when they reveal their secrets to each other.

At her annulment hearing, he cosplays as a priest, the third necessary for a hearing. No one needs to be the wiser.

Ellen Remy

Devon loves children and sees an injustice in how Ellen and Richard are treated by most people. He proposes marriage to fix that, but also for his own purposes.

If he can convince the authorities that he’s a changed man (which we would just see as him being forced even further into the closet), he can go back to Scotland to live.

At first, Ellen is afraid he is in love with her but she does not feel the same way about her. But they come to an understanding.

Carlos

Devon’s old friend is an important member of SPHERE in Europe. They can joke and laugh and end up in love.

Shannon Duffy

The entity known as Shannon Duffy has odd relationships with most human beings. With Devon, the relationship is cordial. They play draughts a lot, and team up to help Ceilidh and Jake and the rest of SPHERE.

Conflict and Turning Point

When the Yarinduin and the Xolana attack, Devon is right in the thick of it.

Continuity/Easter Eggs

Since I also see Capaldi as David Shepherd, I’ve had an intriguing idea. Perhaps Shepherd’s real name should be Devon Grace? I confess I rather like the idea.

Peter Capaldi, who I see as Dr. Devon Grace
Peter Capaldi, who I see as Dr. Devon Grace. Image is for reference purposes only.

Future Plans for Devon Grace

He will not be a part of the Real Hub of the Universe prequel. But never say never.

If I write another prequel, he would be a fascinating character to cover.

Devon Grace: Takeaways

Complex, sardonic, rueful, but ultimately kind, Devon Grace was a great character to create.

Devon Grace — a doctor character ahead of his time.


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If Devon resonates with you, then please be sure to check out my other articles about Ceilidh, Johnny, Devon, Frances, Shannon and everyone else as they work to prevent a temporally jacked-up genocide.

Character Reviews:

Ceilidh O’Malley
Frances Miller Ashford
Johnny Barnes
Shannon Duffy

Self-Review: The Real Hub of the Universe
Self-Review: The Real Heart of the Universe
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Character Review — Peri Martin

Consider Peri Martin, One of My Original Characters

Who is Peri Martin?

The main character of the first Obolonk trilogy was born on a whim.

Where Did Peri Martin Come From?

I was really just posting on Able2know, and playing around, with no plans whatsoever. Yet before I knew it, I had four solid posts which were the genesis of the first three or four chapters of the first book.

And I put it aside for maybe ten years. But then I remembered it, thinking, ha, I bet there’s a story there.

So, she came back into my life.

The Past is Prologue — Backstory for Peri Martin

Coming off unsuccessful PTSD treatment, Detective Sergeant Peri (Perdita Sita Martin if you want to get technical) needs a new partner as hers has been killed.

Hence, her PTSD. At the same time, we live in a society of Obolonks (vegan, intersex aliens), robots (both sapient and semi-sapient), and us.

Someone is targeting crunchy, hippie Obolonks on the Appalachian Trail. Peri needs to stop the killings.

But then she starts getting phone calls from a mysterious caller. The Appalachian Trail killings are merely a prologue. Little known to her when the story starts, something a lot worse is coming next.

Description: Peri Martin

Peri is about fifty when the story first gets going. She’s average size albeit a little short. Her PTSD treatment included hospitalization, so she gained a few pounds.

She’s blonde, sardonic, and has a taste for cheap clothes from an interplanetary outlet store just called The Marketplace. This store is a lot like Sears was back in the day. Cheap and it has basically everything, with outlets all over the place.

Wait, back up. Interplanetary?

Oh, did I forget to mention that this society has people living on nearly every vaguely spherical rock in the Solar System?

Mary Stuart Masterson (who I see as Peri Martin)
Mary Stuart Masterson. Image is for reference purposes only.

But back to Peri. I see Mary Stuart Masterson‘s face. The more I learn about Masterson, the more it confirms my choice.

And apparently she’s a lefty, which is wacky, as is her trilogy successor actress, Anna Kendrick (‘playing’ Josie James in Time Addicts)!

Smart, sassy, and troubled, this character is a flawed heroine.

Purpose/Theme/Motivation

Beyond solving the case, Peri also has to finally heal properly. She isn’t just sad at her partner’s death—she’s angry. At his killers, yes. But also at him.

She needs to stop dwelling on the past.

Quotes (from the first book, The Obolonk Murders)

The interior of the Rhombus was dimly lit, and the music was loud but incoherent. “Cops,” some large fellow bellowed, spitting on the already-dirty floor in front of them.

Peri looked at him. “We came for the music, and to see if we could meet some of the natives.”

People stopped and stared. Even the music stopped playing. “You’re lookin’ at the natives,” growled the guy who’d spat at them.

“I mean the other natives,” Peri said. “You know, the orange folks.”

A woman came over and looked her over, none too approvingly. “Ain’t no Creamsicles here, Cougar.”

“Do Obolonks ever come here?” Tommy asked.

“Like we would ever tell you,” snarled the guy who’d spat earlier.

Peri scanned the room quickly. The bar’s patrons seemed none too cooperative, and there were no Obolonks to speak of. It was the very epitome of a dead end. “Sorry to trouble you,” she said. Taking Tommy’s arm, she steered him out of there.

“Our appearance was immediately discovered,” he stated the obvious.

“Right, yeah.” She sighed. “This sorta thing used to work like a charm.”

“What did?”

“I’d get dolled up, and me and Charlie would have no problem getting intel outta people. And for God’s sake, they never used to call me a cougar.”

Relationships

Peri has a slew of relationships. These are more or less in chronological order.

Anil Deshpande

When we first see Peri, she’s already divorced from Anil and back to her maiden name. Later, she reveals their marriage ended when she discovered he was cheating on her.

Her mother, Karen, comments that she never seemed to have too much enthusiasm for the marriage.

In the prequel, her former mother-in-law, Sudarshana, works to get Peri’s engagement ring back, ostensibly to give it to Anil to give to a new love. Peri negotiates, and gets the high rise apartment in downtown Boston in trade for the ring.

Greg Shapiro

There is nothing romantic with Greg whatsoever. He is what you would call her ‘work husband’.

Greg is funny, silly, and he can match her snark for snark. But he also cares about what happens to her. In addition, as the technical/analytical side of solving the case, his help is invaluable.

I could technically also put their squad leader in here, Dennis Dolan. Dennis is another one she snarks with—but Peri knows who figuratively signs her paychecks, so she is a bit more respectful to Dennis. A bit.

Charlie Hollis

Peri’s partner was also her lover. And so, when she sees him killed, it affects her deeply. But she is too stubborn to get full treatment for PTSD. In a way, she prefers to suffer, feeling it is more like proper mourning.

In addition, Charlie was married, and not officially separated from his wife, Elaine. Also, in the prequel, we see Charlie alive, and this couple is on again and off again for years.

Charlie is on again and off again with everyone, it would seem. Elaine even comments that Charlie cannot seem to let go of anything.

And so Charlie is, to use a nice word for it, a jerk.

Doug Anderson

Doug does not show up in person until the prequel story. He is kind and patient. And so, she does not think she deserves him. At the same time, he also bores the heck out of her. They are together during a spell when she is not with Charlie.

But Doug is the source of one important article in Peri’s life. This is the baseball signed by Sandy Koufax.

David Shepherd (AKA Mark Ross)

The dashing head of the Orb Intelligence Agency (essentially, the future CIA) takes an interest because he finds her fun and fascinating. She is not the kind of person who kowtows to him. And Peri is (for the most part) unimpressed by his wealth and status.

Their relationship progresses until he is forced to go ‘full covert submersion’. The OIA erases his identity for his own safety. But he is a part of solving the case, too.

In addition, she needed someone after Charlie. Dave, to his credit, also helps her more fully recover. Without Dave, she most likely would not have recovered as well as she does.

And in the Time Addicts (the second Obolonk trilogy) novels, there are some alternative timelines where she and Dave marry.

Tommy McFarland (AKA Tommy 2000)

Peri’s new partner is not human. And he is utterly baffled by a lot of things. But he is a quick study, and he is able to step up when necessary. They save each other more than once, and realize they are meant to be together.
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Conflict and Turning Point

The Appalachian Trail cases turn into full-blown terrorism quickly.

The group (it calls itself HEART—Humans, Earth, And Robotic Technology) is planning even more attacks.

Orange blood will spill by the liter unless Peri, Dave, Tommy, and Greg can stop it.

Continuity/Easter Eggs

Apart from Greg being another Shapiro character, Peri shows up in the sequel trilogy, Time Addicts. Or, rather, her grave does. It is, after all, about 500 years in the future.

Future Plans for Peri Martin

Apart from the above-mentioned prequel story, there will be a third and final (at least, that is the plan, kind of) trilogy in this universe. Since Tommy is close to being indestructible, he can be in it. So, wherever Tommy goes, his infallible memory of Peri is sure to follow.

Peri Martin: Takeaways

I love this character. I think she is probably one of the first truly sophisticated characters I ever created. She even precedes Untrustworthy.

Peri Martin — the wisecracking cop you want on your side.


Want More of Peri Martin and the Rest of the Obolonk Universe?

If the story of the Obolonks resonates with you, then please be sure to check out my other blog posts about how our society turns tripartite, with humans, robots, and Obolonks.

Character Reviews: The Obolonk Murders

Humans
Greg Shapiro
Rachel Gifford

Robots
Tommy 2000
Selkhet 3000

Obolonks
TSTITO
• Sally Bowles

Self-Reviews: Obolonk Trilogy

The Obolonk Murders
Self-Review: The Polymer Beat
The Badge of Humanity

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Character Review — Dr. Mei-Lin Quan

Dr. Quan, a Character Review

Where did Mei-Lin Quan come from?

I didn’t originally have much of a plan for her. She was a necessary character, because I did see Eleanor Braverman needing this kind of medical help. But unlike others such as Kitty and Mink, or Craig or Elise, Mei-Lin didn’t have too much of a voice to start.

A bit like Ixalla, I didn’t really start to understand her until I started writing her.

The Past is Prologue—Backstory for Dr. Quan

When we first see Mei-Lin, she’s packed and leaving Los Angeles, bound for Boston. One of her last acts in California is to write to her ex and tell him to quit bothering her, or else she’ll block him. But that’s most of what we (and I) know.

Characteristics

I wanted at least one character to be a bit overweight, so I essentially elected her to the task. Because the first seven or so chapters exist to foreshadow much of the rest of the story, her weight does the job admirably.

For, who to better contrast with starving characters than an overweight one?

As I wrote her, I learned that she has a high voice, almost like a child’s. In addition, she gets lost easily, with virtually no sense of direction. Furthermore, her family is from Taiwan. And, at least one relative still calls that island Formosa. I also got to know that she had an ex, Chou.

And Chou wasn’t so happy with being her ex.

Purpose/Theme/Motivation: Dr. Quan at Work

There are four characters who I show at work. Five, I suppose, if you count Olga—and I suppose you should. I show Noah at the Boston Globe.

And I show Elise working in the St. Botolph’s morgue. In addition, I show Craig working at NASA. And I show Olga caring for Eleanor. Now, the kids and Eleanor understandably do not have jobs.

But I show Mei-Lin at work more than anyone else but Craig. There are scenes of her getting to work, and starting and ending her day. Plus, I’ve got her seeing patients and even performing surgery. Mei-Lin Quan is, like any other orthopedic surgeon, busy.

Her motivation throughout the piece is to be a healing peacemaker. Unlike the other characters, she doesn’t toughen up much, not even at the end.

Portrayal

I came up with Japanese actress Keiko Kitigawa, and it was mainly due to the below image. But I am open to persuasion to change my mind and choose someone else.

If American audiences know her at all, it’s from The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. But I think it would be better to have an actress of Chinese extraction. I don’t know. Landi Li is too young (although I do like that she was born on my birthday!).

So, if you’ve got a better idea for a portrayal, let me know in the comments section, thanks.

Actress Keiko Kitigawa, who I see as Dr. Mei-Lin Quan.
Actress Keiko Kitigawa, who I see as Dr. Mei-Lin Quan.

Quotes

The door to the sedan opened, and out staggered a woman of Asian descent with red eyes and messed up hair that looked like she had been sleeping in the sedan for days. She had her purse with her, along with a plastic bag with the logo of St. Botolph’s printed on the side, and a small gym bag. She squinted at Elise. “Do I know you?”

“St. B’s, right?” asked Elise. It was as reasonable a question as any, considering the hospital was one of the few places Elise ever went where there ever were other people.

“Yeah, Orthopedics, Mei-Lin Quan. I think I gave you a ride home a week ago? Days ago? I can’t figure out what day it is.”

“I hear that. And yeah, I remember now. Elise Jeffries. This your car?”

“No. Mine’s in the lot up there, back at St. B’s, if it still is at all.”

“You mean someone stole it?”

“No, at least, hell, I have no idea.” Mei-Lin said, putting her gym bag down and rubbing the bridge of her nose in the cold. “More like wrecked it. There was, God, it was anarchy at the hospital.”

“Anarchy?”
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Relationships

I have nearly nothing on Mei-Lin and Chou, save for her family pressuring her to marry him—and her refusal.

But this will come when I write the prequel.

With Craig Firenze, she’s nervous and excited. They joke around but are also serious. They’re awkward and romantic, too.

Conflict and Turning Point

On what would normally have been a hot summer solstice, there’s a nor’easter. Mei-Lin (like a lot of other people during pressure drops) feels wonky all day. But hope returns when she looks at Craig.

Continuity/Easter Eggs

There really aren’t any Easter Eggs for this character.

Future Plans

Like with the other characters in Mettle, I don’t have any future plans for Mei-Lin beyond the prequel.

Dr. Mei-Lin Quan: Takeaways

This character turned from functional to essential as I wrote her. A lot like Ixalla!

Dr. Mei-Lin Quan — a character who found herself while I found her.


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Character Reviews: Mettle

Eleanor Braverman
Noah Braverman
Craig Firenze
Dez Hunter
Dr. Elise Jeffries
Minka Lopez
Nell Murphy
Olga Nicolaev

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Character Review — Olga Nicolaev

Consider Olga Nicolaev, One of My Original Characters

So, who is Olga Nicolaev?

For Mettle to work, Eleanor Braverman (an Alzheimer’s patient) had to have a caregiver. Because just letting her loose wouldn’t work. And because tying down Noah wouldn’t serve the plot. Enter Olga.

Where Did Olga Nicolaev Come From?

So, you see, I had to have her. Because creating a character with Alzheimer’s means creating a caregiver for that character. But like a lot of other immigrants, I wanted Olga to have a higher education than her speech might indicate.

Therefore, when I was first writing her and getting her accent down, I wanted her to be a lot more articulate than that—in Russian. It’s … like this.

The Past is Prologue — Backstory for Olga Nicolaev

A lawyer in Russia, Olga can’t pass the bar in the US. So, instead, she becomes a caregiver for geriatric patients.  However, it doesn’t help that her English isn’t the best. Olga regularly skips shorter words.

However, she’s not dumb. It’s because she’s just impatient with how hard it is for her to express herself in English.

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Russian actress Larisa Luppian, who I see as Olga Nicolaev. Image is for reference purposes only.
Russian actress Larisa Luppian, who I see as Olga Nicolaev. Image is for reference purposes only.

I like Russian actress Larisa Luppian for Olga. But I didn’t want someone who would pretend to be Russian—I wanted an actress who really is Russian.

Purpose/Theme/Motivation

Olga’s initial purpose is simply to be the one to take care of Eleanor. Because I needed her! But toward the end (and I’m getting into spoiler territory here), her arguments save the day.

And all this from the least articulate character in the book!

Quotes {First, Eleanor and Olga are talking}

“Steven?”

“Not here.”

Dez and Noah returned with firewood. “We got some from going past the school and up near the post office. Somebody used a chainsaw, we figure. There were piles of it and more if we want it but a lot of it’s wet.”

“Can we put stuff in your garage?” asked Dez. “Maybe let it dry out in there?”

“Sure. We’ll just move the lawn mower and stuff.”

“Who is this boy?” Eleanor asked.

“I’m Douglas, ma’am. Here, I’ll build your fire back up again.”

“People do that for a living? I should get my purse.”

“That’s okay, ma’am.” Dez added pinecones and sticks before heaving a big log onto the fire. “I’m a volunteer.”

“You’re a good boy. Are you at college with my Noah?”

“Not yet, ma’am.” Dez got up. “Looks like you’re all set for a while. Noah, you coming?”

“Sure, just a sec.” He beckoned Olga. “Come with me a sec, could you please?”

“Yes. I be right back. You play cards with Dez, or he read you. We have Secret Garden for next book.” She followed Noah into the kitchen. “Well?”

“I don’t know how to say this. But Olga, you didn’t have to do any of this. You never had to stay. It’s been a few months, but you have been right here, as if,” he started to cry a little, “as if Ma were your mother, too. And, and I know I don’t say it enough but, fuck it, thank you. Thank you so much for, for everything. You’ve been fantastic and you went above and beyond a long, long time ago.” He clumsily wiped his face. “I don’t know what we’d all do without you.”

Olga awkwardly patted his arm. “She not patient no more. You not employer no more. You family.”
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Relationships

Everyone in Mettle has some sort of a relationship with everyone else. But these are Olga’s two biggest relationships.

Olga and Eleanor

But what is any caregiver’s relationship with a patient? Because Eleanor is essentially helpless, Olga does just about everything for her. And this even includes sleeping in the same room. She is so devoted a caregiver that she is essentially on call 24/7.

When the power goes out, Olga doesn’t always tell Eleanor the full truth about what’s going on. But how can she? And, more importantly, why should she?

But telling Eleanor everything is really just a way to upset the patient. And that is something that Olga is loath to do.

Olga and Noah

Also, what is any employee’s relationship with their employer? Everyone calls her Olga. But she calls Noah ‘Mr. Braverman’, and she call Eleanor ‘Mrs. Braverman’. So, this is somewhat comparable to Caribbean caregivers calling my late mother ‘Miss Shirley’.

Conflict and Turning Point

Olga’s turning point is similar to the other characters in Mettle. But for her, it’s also a way to suddenly become the articulate, sharp friend she has really always been. But it was just English that got in the way.

Continuity/Easter Eggs

So, Olga doesn’t have any continuity with any other storylines.

Future Plans

She will definitely show up in the prequel.

Olga Nicolaev: Takeaways

Originally just a convenient plot device, Olga has a purpose. Because without her, the story would not end like it does. She is a truly necessary part of Mettle.

Olga Nicolaev — an essential part of Mettle.


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Character Reviews: Mettle

Eleanor Braverman
Noah Braverman
Craig Firenze
Dez Hunter
Dr. Elise Jeffries
Minka Lopez
Nell Murphy
Dr. Mei-Lin Quan

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Character Review — Lex Feldman

Consider Lex Feldman, One of My Original Characters

Who is Lex Feldman?

Lex Feldman is a kind of nervous but ultimately good person who gets Marnie to loosen up in some ways—and straighten up and fly right in others. He is an important character in the Enigman Cave Universe.

Where Did Lex Feldman Come From?

I went with Lex because I was watching reruns of The Tribe! The characters, of course, are rather different. For one thing, my Lex isn’t a jerk.

The Past is Prologue — Backstory for Lex Feldman

Competition for spots on wedge ships like the Valentina Tereshkova was fierce. Lex tried for the Chief Veterinarian job, but lost out to Tom Ciorciari. He was also breaking up with his last truly serious relationship before Marnie. For Lex, getting away to space is a way to heal.

But he can also spread his wings and become his own person.

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I see Oscar winner Adrien Brody here. It’s important for me to, in general, have Jewish actors playing Jewish characters. So, here we are.

Adrien Brody, who I see as Lex Feldman, DVM
Adrien Brody, who I see as Lex Feldman, DVM. Image is for reference purposes only.

He’s attractive but not 100% conventionally. I also love the idea of him being this twig of a person.

Yet he’s in love with Marnie, who is anything but a twig.

Purpose/Theme/Motivation

For Lex, most of his motivation is to be there for Marnie and support her in everything she does.

But he testifies for the side seeking to prove Enigmans are not intelligent.

When she chooses him to come along for First Contact, part of it is for moral support.

But he’s also there to essentially represent the animal side of things. Even with Enigman sapience essentially proven, there is always a smidgen of doubt.

Quotes

The scene: the hearing to try to prove Enigman intelligence. Here, Lex is cross-examined by Counselor Terry Lynn Shull. Hunter Garcia is serving as a magistrate.


Terry Lynn said, “Tell me, Doctor, do gorillas make gestures?”

“They do, and they can make gesture sequences, too.”

“Do they have a language?”

“We’re not sure.”

“Doctor, what’s a gorilla’s IQ?”

Lex motioned to his tablet and Hunter nodded. Lex clicked around a little. “Maybe seventy to ninety, but that’s just Koko, a gorilla who was taught to use American Sign Language. Gorillas without known sign language don’t necessarily have a measurable IQ, and Koko could have been mainly making herself look good.”

“How so?” Terry Lynn asked.

“She may have figured out that making gestures would get her what she wanted, but she didn’t necessarily truly comprehend much of what she was signing. If she signed for juice, let’s say, and she kept getting juice, she probably learned making a particular sequence of hand gestures meant she would get a cup of juice. But it might just be like a dog barking to ‘speak’ and then getting a treat. Both animals realize that if they do X, then Y happens. But it does not necessarily mean Koko understood that her sign for juice really designated juice. It’s not possible to tell if Koko understood it was a representation for the concept of juice.”

“What’s a dog’s IQ, Doctor?”

“Dog intelligence isn’t really measured like ours. It’s measured more in terms of problem solving, learning, and thinking. Cognitive processes, as it were.”

“Are Enigmans smarter or dumber than dogs, Doctor?”

“I have no idea.”

Relationships

Amy Allenby

Lex and Amy knew each other as children, and were on and off again for years. Marnie is particularly surprised when Amy writes to Lex and refers to him as Alec.

But Amy wants to stay in the Solar System, and she wants children. So, she and Lex parted ways and she married someone else.

With very little on her, even I can only conjecture. But he does at one point say she really did a number on him.

In all honesty, though, I have no idea of the specifics—and I created these characters!

Marnie Shapiro

When Marnie first walks into the Veterinary while he’s on duty, he’s nervous and clumsy, dropping a paper towel roll multiple times. For a junior guy used to working the night shift, a visit from the captain is a novelty. And, he already thinks she’s attractive.

When they go to Enigma (Tom is too shocked by finding chlorophyll and feels it’s all too much), they get overly excited when they first find alien life. And that leads to kisses.
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Conflict and Turning Point

As with the other characters in The Enigman Cave, Lex feels the change come when Carter takes over in the Solar System in a bloody coup d’etat.

But unlike many of the other characters seen in the book, he doesn’t get a chance to declare his stance.

In that way, I treat him like Sharon Townshend and Charlie Hill. But his stand should be obvious. He is as appalled and angered as Marnie is.

Continuity/Easter Eggs

I don’t really have much continuity for him. He’s basically just a solid, dependable love interest.

Future Plans

Since he wasn’t in the prequel, I don’t rightly know if/when I will bring him back. But he is quite literally a supporting character. I don’t see him as being the stuff of his own stories. But I can be persuaded by the right idea…

Lex Feldman: Takeaways

Sweet, smart, nervous, and definitely in over his head, Lex gives Marnie someone in her life who will give back all the caring she exudes to the crew. Because Ben Chase sure as hell never did.

Do  you want more character reviews? Stay tuned!

Lex Feldman — the character who lets the main character shine.


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If The Enigman Cave resonates with you, then please be sure to check out my other blog posts and pages about how our society handles first contact with a species that may be as primitive as Australopithecus.

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Trixie LaRue
Jazminder Parikh, MD
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Writing

So, what is all this about writing?

Boy oh boy, writing rules. I mean it.

The Before Time, Where There was Weeping and Wailing, and Gnashing of Teeth

So, one aspect of my career transition consists of writing a lot more. This has been both fiction and actual report-style stuff.

And I have found that I had truly missed it.

Sure, I had typed tons and tons of stuff before. But a lot of it covered such thrilling topics as documenting queries, or making lists of terms used by public service officers. It very rarely encompassed topics with wit, or style.

And I certainly did not have permission to make up any of it.

NaNoWriMo, I Loved You

I had known about NaNoWriMo for a while, but had never thought I had anything to offer.

In 2013, I woke up with an idea during the last week of October. I created a wiki and an outline for it, and I signed up.

And I wrote. And wrote.

Then about halfway through the month, I had finished. By the end of the month, the story had gone to beta readers and was edited.

But Now it is Over….

But I am still writing. RIP NaNoWriMo, but I can still do this on my own. And so, I will.

Now the Real Writing Fun Begins

Because, yes, it has been published.

It was and is the right thing to do, and the right path.

In addition, it feels fun. And it still feels pretty damned exciting. It feels like it is a fit.

Furthermore, it does not feel like something where I am stretching to fit into an idea dreamt up by someone else, or parallel a vision held by someone else. And I certainly do not feel like I was going through the motions. In addition, it does not feel like ho-hum, same old-same old.

Furthermore, it releases a pent-up inner artist who was shouted down by pretty much everyone I knew for way, way too long in my life. And that is exceptionally freeing.

It feels right. And it feels honest. So it feels free. It feels good.

And it feels like it is about damned time already.

Takeaways, the Future, and All That for Writing

The WIPs (works in progress) are piling up. And the publication dates of Untrustworthy and various anthologies are retreating further and further into the past. Although the Lizzie Borden House anthology at least is a lot more recent.

So, what does that mean? Well, in all honesty, it means I am probably going to go the self-publishing route, sooner rather than later.

Is it a good idea? I have no idea. But it is better than doing absolutely nothing. And it is also a damned sight better than just letting it all rot on my hard drive.

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Your Elevator Pitch

Let’s Deconstruct Your Elevator Pitch

We have all heard of what an elevator pitch is. It seems like it is the kind of stuff for some overly eager new sales associates looking to make an impression on the big boss between floors.

But there is more to it than that.

Someone has just turned to you and asked, “You’re a writer. What is your book about?”

Don’t just stand there! You have got to be ready.

Some Ideas for Your Verbal Elevator Pitch

Try something like this on for size.

Imagine if animals started talking, and they told you what to do in a topsy-turvy world.

My book is about Alice; she’s a young girl, a little bored on a sunny afternoon, when she spots a white rabbit. The odd thing about this rabbit is, he’s wearing clothes and talking. She follows him down a rabbit hole, but then she can’t get out.

That is less than seventy words, and the person asking has the basic plot, the name of the main character, and a reason to want to know more.

Also, you do not give away any spoilers with this pitch. Is that important? You had better believe it is.

Your Pitch in Writing

Yes, you need one of these, too. But a written elevator pitch is going to be a little different.

Even if readers know you for writing sweeping, epic sagas, you should still write some short stories. They can be in your universe, or not, although it might help with both marketing and your own personal creativity if they can fit somewhere within your universe.

They do not even necessarily have to be sent out for publication, but they could be good for anthologies. Do not knock that. This is exactly how a lot of people get their starts.

In fact, if you are having trouble breaking in, or want to impress a publisher, try submitting to anthologies. You can get a publication credit and impress the publisher of the anthology. And maybe also impress other publishers.

That is a win-win right there.

Point them there, if someone wants to read a sampling of your work. Do not make them commit to a 100,000 word novel.

Unless, of course, you really feel like alienating a potential customer.

In all seriousness, never, ever do something like that.

How Do You End Both Types of Elevator Pitches?

Why, with a call to action, of course! Why, here’s one right now.

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On Balance

Finally, try to have some fun with it. Is your main character funny?

What about quoting one of her best zingers, assuming you do not need to explain the joke (that is key)?

Now that is an off-beat idea for a pitch.

And it just might be memorable enough to snag you a customer.

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Jewish Characters in my Fiction

Who are the Jewish Characters in my Fiction? Why Do They Matter?

Beyond the Easter eggs (er, afikomen) in my work, who are my Jewish characters? After all, there are far more Jewish surnames than Shapiro! And Shapiro is an Ashkenazi name, from Germany.

But we are not all Ashkenazi, and we are not all from Germany. Although I have a tendency to favor those kinds of names in my writing. But that is more because those names are more familiar. As an added bonus, they tend to be easier for most Westerners to pronounce.

And please do not see the continuing Shapiro parade as necessarily implying an actual familial relationship between characters crossing universes. It is not the equivalent of Smith, but it is close enough, I suppose.

Why Talk About My Jewish Characters Now?

Today, the original date of posting this blog entry, is two years since the October 7th massacre.

My feeling about adding Jews as characters has always been a kind of message to those who hate us: you did not get all of us. Take that, antisemites!

And, more importantly, we are thriving. And so, I would rather counter such horrors with joy. We are all right. In fact, we are better than all right.

How Does Their Background Define and Inform my Jewish Characters?

Well, as we say, it depends.

Just like for real live people, my Jewish characters do not always look to their roots when they make decisions, speak, think, work, move houses, marry, or anything else.

However, their roots can sometimes define these decisions and life changes. Or, they can affect how the character is perceived by others.

After all, we might look at someone wearing a large cross around their neck differently from how we would look at a person wearing a tee shirt that says, ‘I love pot’.

For characters who are a lot more religious, the question of keeping kosher will probably inform their choices. So will (most likely) questions of where to be able to worship and, if a character is single, if there are any Jews in the area who could be marriage material.

Is it possible to have a minyan in space if your ship is small? At some point, rabbis will decide this question.

For not so religious characters, the kosher laws may not matter at all. Or, they may be an occasion to be naughty or to simply not tell a more religious family member or friend.

Rather than simply turn this blog post into a list of Jewish characters, I think it makes more sense to divide the characters up in a few different ways.

My Jewish Characters of The Past

No discussion of characters of any sort from the past (whether Jewish or not) would be complete without talking about both The Real Hub of the Universe and The Duck in the Seat Cushion.

First, I will start with the former.

Herschel Taub

When Ceilidh first meets the entity she names Shannon Duffy, they tell her that their most recent subject before her was a Jewish man who immigrated to the United States, Herschel Taub. Herschel has recently died when the entity meets Ceilidh.

For Shannon, the hardest part is that Herschel’s wife, Blima, did not allow them to see the subject until it was too late, and he had already died.

Blima Shapiro Taub

While Blima may at times feel like a villain in the Real Hub universe, I think that a reader should keep in mind that she is in a rather awkward position. Here she is, married to a man she barely knows (which was typical for the time).

I capture a bit of their wedding day in the short story, The Bride.

But her husband has a male companion who is odd and who is around at all hours. And this companion knows her husband far better than she ever can or will. Would she be jealous?

I think that is almost a given. But at the same time, she could be in a rather good position. Herschel would be held back from any truly rash behavior, and the entity would protect him. The likelihood of Blima being widowed young was very low.

For Blima, as they say on Facebook, it’s… complicated.

Levi Altschuler AKA Shannon Duffy

While I have already covered this character elsewhere, and they are not human, anyway, I think they still belong here, in a discussion of Jewish characters in my works.

I like the idea of them observing human culture through the eyes of the Jewish community over the ages. It is likely that they saw a great deal of violence. Did Shannon ever intervene? I believe that an entity that believes in justice would.

However, it is likely that a human (perhaps centuries earlier than Herschel’s birth) would have asked Shannon to stop, probably fearing the entity’s actions would be doing more harm than good.

Now, let’s turn to The Duck in the Seat Cushion.

Lisette Bloch Tanner Kleinman

MJ’s mother survives the Second World War and the occupation of France by becoming a partisan. She and her sister fight the Nazis although Lisette does not carry a gun. Rather, like my real life great-aunt, she smuggles tobacco and other contraband.

Lisette is also more observant than MJ, at least at the start. But she is mindful of the majority culture in Oklahoma and does not seem to have objected when Walt took the kids to church.

One person I have never covered is Walt’s sister Suzie, who is dead before the book starts. Were she and Lisette friends? I like to think they were, and that Suzie would have enjoyed having an exotic sister-in-law to teach the ropes and spend time with.

Sid Tanner

MJ’s older brother looks a lot more traditionally Jewish than she does, and I almost see Sid with a kind of John Tuturro look (even though the actor is Catholic). Sid also ends up as an accountant and seems to live an almost stereotypical mid-twentieth century Jewish life.

But Sid is also as much a product of the Tanner farm as MJ is. He can balance the books and milk a cow. Later in life, he and Nadine make Aliyah. That is, they emigrate to Israel permanently. In the final chapters, the reader learns they are living in Tel Aviv.

MJ Tanner

The heroine of The Duck in the Seat Cushion does not look like most people picture Jews as looking (she is blonde and favors her father’s midwestern WASPy looks). This saves her from the worst antisemitism in her school until after Sid graduates.

Then, unfortunately for MJ, it is open season on her.

While MJ does not marry a Jewish man, Jim does eventually convert.

Nadine Shapiro Tanner

Sophisticated Nadine takes her fashion cues from Marlo Thomas in That Girl.

Much like Sid and MJ’s stepbrother Hal Brown, jr., Nadine is a visually artistic person. But in her case, she is more of a designer than Hal (who is more of a photographer).

Named after Nadia, a woman who hid her mother during World War II until they were betrayed, Nadine has the weight of her parents’ expectations on her.

Shlomo and Rakhel Shapiro

These two Holocaust survivors met in a transit camp after the end of the hostilities. They came to America and Shlomo was able to get work as a professor. When he gets a tenured position in Oklahoma, they come to the Midwest.

It is…a bit of a culture shock.

They are surprisingly good natured, and their own sweetness is magnified when Walt and his second wife, Graceanne, embrace them as family when Sid and Nadine marry. Without this new-found family, Rakhel and Shlomo would have been extremely isolated in Broken Arrow.

Veronique Jacobson Royce

Unlike her cousin Lisette, or Lisette’s sister Jeanne, Veronique did not spend WWII in the French resistance. For one thing, she was a lot younger. It was simply impractical.

So, instead, she was hidden by nuns after escaping the day the Nazis came to round up a number of people from the Paris Jewish ghetto. This was the last day Veronique saw her parents.

After the war, she remained in Paris for a couple of years, living with the mother of a slain schoolmate. Once that woman died, Veronique and her friend, the former resistance fighter Michel Kleinman, left on a ship bound for Canada.

At age fifteen, Veronique bluffed her way into a legal secretary program.

Michel Kleinman

A resistance fighter, he knew Lisette and was in love with her sister. But Jeanne was killed during the war. Michel went to Canada with Ariel and other survivors.

When Lisette left the family and stayed in Quebec, he took up with her, and they married. With a strong sense of duty, Michel volunteered to serve in Vietnam for the American war effort. His unit called him Mike. He was killed while Lisette was pregnant with Ariel.

Ariel Kleinman Royce

Ariel of course never knows her biological parents. Her mother passes on when she is not even two years old yet. But Veronique loves her and has been raising her from the jump anyway.

MJ suggests to Walt and Graceanne that they might want to have Veronique and Ariel live with them. Ariel is, after all, MJ and Sid’s half-sister. Graceanne is all-too eager to raise the girl, probably due to having lost her own daughter tragically.

And so, Ariel and Veronique come to live with the Tanner clan. When Veronique marries Jack Royce, they formally adopt Ariel.

Ariel grows up to marry a woman of color named Tanya. They have six cats!

Jewish Characters from More or Less the Present Day

Of course, MJ, Sid, Nadine, Veronique, and Ariel all fit into this category.

But so do some of the characters from Mettle.

I personally love the idea and the dynamic of showing Jews surviving an apocalyptic event. And they are able to do so without losing their humanity or their faith in the process.

Noah Braverman

In a lot of ways, Noah is the epitome of the good son. He is smart and has a good job, and he is a big part of why his mother is not in an extended care facility (nursing home).

However, even though I never put it in the actual novel, the course of his mother’s illness has got to be wearing on him.

If the events of the story had not taken place, he would likely have either paid for more intensive aid than Olga could provide or would find a nursing home for his mother. At least during the story, she is not a completely empty shell.

Eleanor Braverman

Eleanor is far from a standard Jewish mother. Rather, she is an intellectual, a fact which makes her decline even more heartbreaking.

I see her almost as a Bostonian version of a super-smart Jewish woman living on the Upper West Side of Manhattan and going to art galleries in her spare time.

Olga Nicolaev

With a last name that translates to something like Nichols or Nicholson, Olga’s Jewishness is a lot more subtle. But when the group has to bury Eleanor, Olga knows the Mourners’ Kaddish by heart.

Jewish Characters of the Future

Now we’re talkin’. There are so many of them. We will start with the first Obolonk trilogy.

Greg Shapiro

Wisecracking Greg is almost like a 1940s gumshoe. About the only thing I do not have him do is wear a fedora. He is not too observant. In one scene, he reminisces about having hit on Peri, who is canonically Christian. Greg also hits on Akanksha Kondapalli.

Time to move onto characters from The Enigman Cave.

Marnie Shapiro (Chase)

When we first see Marnie in Bet on Marnie, she is married to Dr. Ben Chase, who is about as WASP-y as anyone can get.

She is not looking for love, and her falling in with Lex Feldman is serendipity rather than anything she planned. But he is one of the few people on the ship who can understand and appreciate the concept of strip dreidel.

Lex Feldman

Lex also has a history of dating outside the faith. In fact, he had proposed to Amy Allenby, but she turned him down, before the mission started.

Time to move onto characters from Time Addicts (the second Obolonk trilogy).

Josie James

Josie, in some ways, is about as lapsed as you can get. After all, she does take up with a Muslim guy. But just like Marnie with Lex, it is not through any sort of preplanning on anyone’s part. It just…happens.

Through Josie, because she is the main character, the reader learns of family gatherings centered around a number of Jewish holidays, including Chanukah. A number of regularly scheduled family get-togethers makes a lot of sense for this clan.

After all, they live on different orbs within the Solar System. It is the only practical way to see each other.

Hayley James Shapiro, the Most Observant of My Jewish Characters

I wanted to single out Hayley because she is modern Orthodox. While many of their siblings are more lapsed, Hayley picks up the slack singlehandedly. And…she is sometimes the butt of jokes. As in, someone will order a BLT at a restaurant and say not to tell Hayley.

Like other Ashkenazi parents, Hayley names her children after deceased family members. Her son, Saddik (a name which means righteous in Hebrew) is named for her father, Steven.

Hayley has wed an Israeli, Dov Shapiro, and she has made Aliyah, just like Sid Tanner and Nadine Shapiro Tanner. And, she also lives in Tel Aviv. But in the Obolonk Universe, Tel Aviv is part of a far larger megalopolis.

Josie and Hayley’s Siblings and Other Family Members

Most of Josie’s other siblings are as lapsed as she is. Deb is married to Terrell, who is probably a Baptist. Greg is married to Ines, who is Catholic in name only.

Jewish Characters in my Shorter/Short Stories

There are definitely some! Julia Rosen in Lizzie Borden is Vital to the Timeline is snarky and kinda bored by…time travel? Well, eventually even amazing things are bound to get a little dull.

Emily Schechter in Naturalization is also a Jewish character. She gets literal aliens acclimated to life on Earth.

And the main character in Eight Nights is rather observant, but also kinda kooky.

Okay, very kooky.

My Jewish Characters: Takeaways

The Jewish experience is far more varied than I have depicted. Hell, I have barely scratched the surface! Imagine highly religious Jewish characters dealing with a lack of understanding or needs fulfillment in deep space?

I mean, do you honestly think that aliens living on, say, Alpha Centauri will be able to make good chicken soup? And do not get me started on how tough it will be to find a halfway decent challah cover. Or lox.

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