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Self-Review – Quartz

Let’s Look at Quartz

I can immediately tell that Quartz got its name because I was hunting around for a prompt word that started with the letter Q. And the fact of the matter is that is generally not going to be the world’s most compelling reason to tell any sort of story.

Unfortunately, the piece suffers, due to this rather precise fact. But I am still going to report on it here in my blog, warts and all.

I wrote this story during the second quarter of 2021.

Background

The original prompt word was just the word that became the title.

Plot for Quartz

There’s barely a plot to this one. It’s really just an idea, and not a too terribly well executed idea, at that.

In fact, the excerpt below is something like three-quarters of the entire piece.

Characters

The sole character is just the narrator. And I never even gave them a name, anyway.

Memorable Quotes

Glass on spaceships is a terrible idea. Just think, meteors. And aluminum oxynitride is a great idea in theory, except it’s polluting as all get out. As in, threatening the lion population.

So, engineers had to come up with something or other that would be durable but also something you could see out of. Hence, they hit upon quartz. Which is lovely, but for one thing: it easily gets distorted.

Genre and Overall Mood

The genre is science fiction, with a very small amount of humor. Very small. The mood is mostly instructional beyond anything else. There is not really a lot of dramatic tension in this tiny piece.

Rating for Quartz

The story has a K rating. I had to fudge the ‘facts’ by making the alternative material horribly polluting. It was the only way to make this tiny piece work at all.

Takeaways

Could it be better? I kind of doubt that. In actuality, Quartz would normally just be a few throwaway lines in a longer piece.

Hey, they can’t all be gems. Still, I offer you what I’ve got, the good, the bad, the weird, and the grievously underdeveloped. Which is what this story most certainly is.

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Self-Review – The Hermit

Let’s Look at The Hermit

While it is the title of this short story, the hermit isn’t the main character at all.

I wrote this story during the third quarter of 2018. In addition, I am quite sure that the title and the prompt are one and the same.

Background for The Hermit

As almost a side story to Aenor the Wanted, this story pulls from the other side of the same medieval village, in a way. But I apparently wrote this one earlier.

Plot of The Hermit

As the unwanted daughter of a villager in the tenth century, the unnamed narrator is blamed for every misfortune that befalls her family. Eventually, this leads to the entire village blaming her for bad crops and other disasters.

But she knows there’s a hermit living high on a nearby hill. When she can finally escape her abusive family, it’s the only place she can think of going.

Characters

The characters are the unnamed narrator, her terrible family, the miller’s family, the hermit, and a scout who is sent up the hill several years later.

Memorable Quotes

He was one of those people rarely if ever seen in the village. At least, that’s what I was told when I was a very young girl. And with the threat, that if I didn’t go to sleep when told or eat my supper, or if I otherwise misbehaved, that somehow, some way, he would come and get me.

And so, I was afraid of him in the early part of my life, as were many of the village children.

My parents didn’t want a girl. Girls are trouble; girls are expensive, they would say. And so, I was given the heel of the bread and the last of the meat. It was all saved up for their almighty son, my elder brother.

But curiously enough, after I was born, my mother could no longer have any children. Perhaps there were spirits punishing her and my father for being so cruel and neglectful. I don’t know. They blamed me for her infertility. They blamed me for everything.

Genre and Overall Mood

The genre is historical fiction. And while things start off grim for the narrator, they do turn themselves around.

Rating for The Hermit

The story has a K rating. While the reader knows the main character has a difficult life, and is suffering beatings, nothing like that is actually ‘on screen’.

Takeaways

With a much more realistic take on the Middle Ages than the far more optimistic Aenor the Wanted, this story presents a life for a girl which ends relatively happily. But there were any number of chances when it wouldn’t have.

And how many real girls of the tenth century would have lost their lives for no reason apart from being female and not dying when a brother did? We would most likely never know the details. But it was rather possible. The people of this time frame were very superstitious.

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Self-Review – Buzz

Let’s Look at Buzz

You won’t need to get a good buzz on, in order to read about this short story!

I wrote this story during the second quarter of 2018. I believe the title is the prompt word. It seems as good a guess as any.

Background

While I cannot recall exactly what I was thinking a good (Egad, really? Yes, really!) seven years ago, the idea of using the term to denote caffeine ingestion is my kind of zig instead of zagging writing.

Plot

A member of a remote religious order loses their place in the community and their home for the unpardonable sin of going out for coffee.

Along with drinking something clearly impure and forbidden, the narrator has left the order’s compound.

And that, quite simply, is never allowed to happen.

A Small Buzz of Characters

The characters are the narrator, who talks about a person they only call the Guru, a barista for the coffee shop (never seen on screen) and at least one other person in the coffee shop.

Memorable Quotes

So I drank way too much coffee this morning and now I might be able to smell colors.

Okay, so I’m kidding about the colors, but I really am wired. Which is kind of odd, because everybody is so mellow at the retreat, so loose and calm. We all reflect, usually silently, and we eat our wholesome raw vegan foods and do yoga and the predominant fashion color choices are white, beige, blush, and saffron.

We are one with the universe.

And now my universe is hopelessly caffeinated.

It all started when I did something wrong, which I will admit to gladly and with no forcing. But we don’t call it wrong there or bad or evil or criminal or anything of the sort. I mean, it’s not horrible in the greater scheme of things, although I can tell the Guru thinks so.

My crime?

I went out for coffee.

Genre and Overall Mood

The genre is contemporary fiction, I suppose you could say. The mood? Neutral more than anything else.

Rating for Buzz

The story has a K rating.

Takeaways

I really like the idea of the buzz from coffee waking us all up from our slumbers. And then, with the narrator, waking them up from simply blindly accepting every single little thing that goes on in the unnamed religious order.

In fact, they ‘wake up’ so much so that they start to realize it was really a cult.

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Self-Review – It’s Five O’clock Somewhere

Let’s Look at It’s Five O’clock Somewhere

Of course, many if not all of us have heard the term it’s five o’clock somewhere before. It’s always in the context of drinking at some weird hour. For this disturbing short story,
I wrote this story during the first quarter of 2018.

Background

I wrote something relatively similar to this back when I was writing a lot of fan fiction. But back then, I pulled a lot more punches, and that scene/story ended much more happily. Much, much happier.

Not so this time.

Plot

As the head of a time travel team talks about how time travel should be impossible, she also goes into what’s essentially almost the Sapient Timeline theory. The idea about the Sapient Timeline theory is that time travelers are almost off the hook.

That is, that everything will eventually right itself in the end. Is it wishful thinking? Of course it is!

While the narrator doesn’t actually refer to it as wishful thinking in so many words, she does make it clear that looking at a timeline over the course of millennia doesn’t do a damned bit of good for the people in the here and now.

Characters

The characters are really just the narrator, who supervises her team and her junior engineer. They work as time travelers.

Memorable Quotes from It’s Five O’clock Somewhere

This is not supposed to be possible. The very thought of it just plain doesn’t work, in a philosophical sense. Yet here we are, and it exists so therefore it must be possible.

Cogito ergo whatever.

I shouldn’t be so flip about it. It’s bloody tragic and depressing is what it is.

Time travel is a beast and a wild invention and I’m glad I’m in charge of our team but at the same time, it’s got collateral damage. I suppose we don’t stop to think of some poor fellow who perishes in Pompeii, AD 79 who wasn’t supposed to. We don’t stop to think of the extra casualty at Antietam or the extra survivor of the Titanic who marries someone and another doesn’t get the opportunity. We don’t think about such things. {Rather,} we just let them go. They all are supposed to just even themselves out over the course of the millennia.

Genre and Overall Mood

It’s science fiction. More specifically, it’s time travel. And the mood is exceptionally depressing.

Rating for It’s Five O’clock Somewhere

The story has a T rating. The ending is seriously disturbing, and you may want to reach for a bottle of your own once you’re done. Sorry.

Takeaways

This one is a gut punch, and it should remind a reader that there is every reason that time travel, if it is even remotely possible, should be hard to do. Really, really hard to do.
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Community Management – Are Off Topic Posts Ever Okay?

Well, are Off Topic Posts Ever Okay?

Do you think that off topic posts are ever okay? Does anyone else think they are? Surprisingly, yes. They can often be a lot more than okay.

Even the most literal-minded among us rarely remain perfectly on message all the time. It’s so hard to express yourself quite so linearly.

It just plain is not how we interact with our fellow human beings.

Most conversations meander; otherwise, they become dull. And there are just so many ways one can talk about the fact that there’s a 40% chance of rain over the weekend. This is the case even if you’re speaking at a Meteorologists’ Convention.

For example, even very specific TV programs, such as This Week in Baseball or This Old House will jump around.

Our human attention spans aren’t what they used to be. But there’s more to it than just that. It’s also about creating a memorable presentation. A little memorable off-topic talking can save an otherwise limited conversation.

Communities Have Off Topic Posts All the Time

The same is true with communities, even those started and run by corporations. You make and promote conversations. Because no one is writing scholarly papers. Or advertising copy. Seriously, put down the company’s vision statement and step away.

Picture this: you’ve just started a forum, with a modest group of users. But after only one or two topics, or five or so posts, they leave. Now, there will always be people who join a forum for one small, specific purpose and then depart.

In addition, you will always have a healthy percentage (it can even be a good 90%!) of lurkers, no matter what you do.

They are a part of every community, and they are a sign of health. So don’t worry about them!

But right now, your issue is that there’s no traction. Users come in quickly, may or may not get satisfaction, and then they just… disappear. And because they are not engaging with one another, there isn’t enough momentum to create cohesion among them.

And no one misses them or asks about them.

A healthy number of off topic posts, in all seriousness, is a way for a community to grow. Sorry, not sorry, corporate overlords.

Off Topic Posts Tend to Help More Than They Harm

Here’s where some targeted off-subject conversations can work. Let us assume that your forum is about water softening. It may seem to be an esoteric topic. You probably won’t get people too emotionally engaged.

Most will come in looking for a dealer, a part, a catalog or some quick advice.

But there are targeted, related topics you can try. Your users are virtually all homeowners (some may be landlords or superintendents), so which topics do homeowners typically discuss?

There’s mortgages, appliances, pest control, repairs, landscaping, and purchases and sales, for starters.

The landlords in your community will inevitably have tenancy issues. Expand what you consider to be on topic to some of these areas by adding a few feeler topics such as these.

Humor as One Way to Address a Surfeit of Off Topic Posts

Consider humor as a way to counter an off topic onslaught.

But humor can fall flat, and it is easy to misinterpret. In addition, people from different countries, religions and cultures will find disparate things amusing (or offensive). Hence there are risks involved.

However, in the water softening forum example, you can offer a topic on, say, a humorous battle or competition where the course is changed (the tide is turned, perhaps) on the presence of softened versus hard water.

Absurd humor does seem to work better than other types (and it may have a longer shelf life), so this kind of topic can offer a little less risk.

Recognition

Another tactic: begin recognizing great topics, posts and answers. Promote people who draw in more users – you can spot them fairly quickly. This can take the form of badges, up votes, sticky topics and special user titles.

Mail them company swag if the budget allows (tee shirts, baseball and trucker caps, note pads, branded flash drives, whatever you’ve got).

Give these people a little more leeway than most when they do go off message. Keeping these ‘superstar users’ happy can pay dividends.

Corporate may want you to stay on message all the time, but that’s simply not realistic as it ignores normal human interactions. Furthermore, it tends to drive away users as they only hang around for the length of a few topics.

But give your users more topic leeway, and they will be more inclined to stay and become customers – a trade-off that any Marketing Department should embrace with ardor.

But Off Topic Posts Might Not Be So Great for SEO

Oh, well.

SEO tends to reward directness better than nearly anything else. This is particularly true about LLM SEO (that is, search engine optimization done for the purpose of attracting mentions by AI).

While forums are conversations, SEO is more about serving people who specifically want answers. Amy from Illinois just wants her water softening question answered.

She doesn’t want to hear about Louie from Hong Kong’s time in the Army.

So, recognize that there should be some topics which you should try harder to defend from an onslaught of off-topic sludge.

If there’s a good, on point give and take, and it’s still actively going on, then don’t let it be overrun by the off-topic stuff until you just can’t hold back the tide any longer.

Because too many off topic posts are going to bite your SEO efforts where it hurts the most.

An interesting discussion about this very subject is on Xenforo.

Want More About Community Management?

If my experiences with community management resonate with you, then check out my other blog posts about how online communities work. These are some posts about my years in community management, and what I’ve learned.


A Day in the Life of a Community Manager
† Analytics
Going From a Collection of Users to a True Community
Risks of a Community Without Management
• Are Off Topic Posts Ever Okay?

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Self-Review – Blue Card

A Review of Blue Card

It’s time to look at Blue Card, another story where the government is a tyranny.

I wrote this story during the first or second quarter of 2018.

Background

Since for many people, it’s necessary to carry a kind of identity card, this idea sprang up relatively naturally and easily.

And now, given the current presidential administration, it could become a reality for even more people, heh. Not a pleasant thought, not one bit.

Plot for Blue Card

A blue identity card left in the street, a bit of litter, mars the otherwise ‘perfect’ world of a child of a couple who are members of an unnamed fascist party.

As the only deviation and ‘defect’ in her life, the girl fixates on this imperfection and obsesses over it until her curiosity gets the better of her.

Characters in Blue Card

The characters are the narrator, an unnamed girl in a distant, dystopian future, and the people of her society.

Memorable Quotes

There is a blue card in the street. It’s dirty and a bit folded. The writing is hard to decipher. The wrinkles in it make the printing hard to make out. But it’s there all right.

I stepped over it the first time I saw it, trying not to get my new shoes wet and dirty because it was right near a puddle. I was going to school for the first day of the autumn-winter term and I wanted to look my very best. That’s because we’re party members – or at least my parents are. And that means we need to set a good example. It would never do for me to look dirty.

The second time I saw it, it was a few weeks later. The puddles had frozen and it had been trapped in one of them, and that’s why it was obscured. There was a slight thaw and one corner of it was visible, peeking out of the side of the frozen puddle, as if it were a crocus.

Again, I avoided it; this time, I sidestepped it.

The winter came and went. The spring term began.

When the weather got warmer in earnest, I walked a different route so I did not see it. I walked through the town, showing off my clean coat and polished shoes, my fresh-scrubbed face and my two perfectly symmetrical braids. I knew I was being looked at. And I knew I was making a good example. Someone has to, after all.

Rating

The story has a T rating. There are a lot of not too pleasant things that go on in this one. You have been warned.

Takeaways from Blue Card

I had thought that this story was on Wattpad, but it turns out that it isn’t!

Although I believe I did make the rounds of querying it for a while there.

With a little expansion, I think this could become a rather good story. It’s a bit like The Resurrection of Ditte in a lot of ways. And, perhaps, the POV character will get a chance for atonement just like Edith does in Ditte.

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Self-Review – None of This is Real

Let’s Look at None of This is Real

Check out None of This is Real.

I wrote this story during the first quarter of 2018. Although it may have been earlier.

Background for None of This is Real

It is entirely possible that I was thinking about the old Star Trek: Voyager episode, Fair Haven when I wrote this piece.

But do keep in mind: I never actually saw that entire episode! I just know about it from the internet.

Plot

Everything in Laurie’s life has the ability to change as she wishes, as a part of her overall entertainment program. This even includes what’s to be seen outside the windows of the offices where she works.

When she hires a new Vice President of Marketing, sparks fly. And as the café where they have lunch changes, so do dozens if not thousands of other little details.

But what’s real? Why, nothing, of course, except for Laurie herself. It’s just like the title says.

Characters

The characters are Laurie and Jason. The story is told entirely from Laurie’s point of view. She is the CEO of an unnamed company. Jason is a new hire, the Vice President of Marketing.

Memorable Quotes

Laurie stared out the windows of her high rise office. The view of Boston was, as always, spectacular. She waved her hand over the scene in a very deliberate way – left to right, fingers splayed, at eye level, and the outdoor scene changed to Jakarta. Another wave and it was Pittsburgh. Another and the scene became Nairobi.

A cough behind her interrupted her reverie. She turned around. “Oh, Jason, you startled me.”

“Sorry,” he said. “I can see what the perks are of being the CEO. A variant window! I never thought I’d see one.” He fiddled with his tie.

“Yours is nice, too.”

“It’s just Liverpool. Which is fine. It’s good to see home and all. But it never becomes anywhere else. At least the picture moves.”

“Right. You could be stuck with one of the stationary ones in Sales.”

“Or just a regular old view of Mars, like in Clerical.”

“Why did you come here? Are you dissatisfied with your new job and your new office?”

“Oh no, not at all,” Jason said. “It’s more that I was wondering if I could ask you to lunch. Is that allowed?”

“Hell, we could call it business, and it would all be deductible,” Laurie said, smiling.

“I, well,” he played with his tie some more, threatening to wrinkle the expensive green Chinese silk creation from the best-known Italian fashion house.

“Hmm?”

“I was kind of hoping it wouldn’t have to be business.” He paused and then face palmed. “I mean all business. I’d rather it wasn’t strictly, 100% business, if that’s okay with you.”

Genre and Overall Mood

The genre is hard science fiction. And so far as the overall mood goes, it’s kind of dreamy and a bit romantic. On balance, it’s a positive story.

Rating

The story has a K rating.

Takeaways from None of This is Real

I really love the premise for this one, and I think it’s got the makings of something more. But not necessarily about Jason and Laurie, per se. I think it’s a lot more likely that the concept of variant windows would work well in a universe.

Since this story already takes place on Mars, there is virtually nothing stopping me from setting it in the Obolonk universe and calling it a day. Hell, I might even add something like this to the third trilogy.
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Character Review — Student #17

Consider Student #17, One of My Original Characters

So, who is Student #17?

In Untrustworthy, one of the conceits is that people don’t really have names at birth. Cabossians, instead, get names later. But they are called by their numbers as adults, anyway.

As a result, this character does not have an actual name. And, later in the story, he never actually chooses one for himself.

Where Did Student #17 Come From?

When I was first developing Ixalla, I wanted her to be a dedicated teacher. And the best place, I feel, to show her dedication would be in the eyes of her students.

After all, if you had a teacher who inspired you, kept you together, and maybe even kept you alive, wouldn’t you want to remember that person?

The Past is Prologue — Backstory for Student #17

I don’t really have much on him or really on any of the students beyond Five. But this is by design. He is, essentially, just some kid in Ixalla’s class. I never intended for him to have any sort of prior relationship to Ixalla beyond being a student in her class.

And so, their connection later is meant to be out of what was an almost random moment where they are just about thrown together.

Student #17: a Description

Like all other male Cabossians, he is bald and has a genital appendage on each hand, where we would normally have a pinkie finger. And, like all fertile male Cabossians, he has the ability to give birth to sterile children if impregnated by another fertile male.

Purpose/Theme/Motivation

When the story starts out, he’s a shy kid, already the kind of child who Five would pick on. But even as he becomes physically weaker, he shows unexpected reserves of strength.

Once you get to the end of the book, it becomes clear that, even though he’s got limitations, he can take care of himself.

Quotes for Student Number Seventeen

Student Number Seventeen looked at Ixalla as she awoke, and his tone was rather grave. “We are running out of nutritional supplements.”

Ixalla sighed when she inspected their stash. It was all too true. “…I imagine that the supply chain has broken down, all along the line, even as far as City Number Thirty-one.” The statement gave her pause, and then she was able to collect herself.

“T-teacher Number 7,999,533,628?” inquired Student Number Seventeen, “Are you all right?”

“Yes, I, huh, I could have sworn that that woman, that she and I had a history and, and it had something to do with City Number Thirty-one.” She waved a hand dismissively. “I suppose I am losing my mind, is all.” She chuckled a little.

“What is so funny, Teacher?”

“You calling me Teacher and referencing my number,” Ixalla explained. “I think maybe by now the three of us all know each other well enough that you can use my name. And once we get the two of you back to your parents, when you are of age, they’ll, well, they will name you, of course.”

“What if my parents are gone?” asked the unknown girl. “I do not even know if they are.”

“I – let’s think positively, shall we?” Ixalla tried to remain upbeat, but even she had to admit that the girl had a point. She no longer had her identification card, after all. And with tablet grid communications completely down… there was no way whatsoever to find the unknown girl’s family.

“We’ll never find them,” the unknown girl said sadly. “We all know this, right?”

“I – just, it’s not impossible,” Ixalla said. She drew them closer to her. “You may call me Ixalla. That is my true name. Not, not seven billion and change, but Ixalla. Know who I am. Just, just, know me.”

“Y-yes, Ixalla,” Student Number Seventeen tried the new designation on for size. “Thank you for telling it to us. But to me you will always be my teacher.”

Relationships

While I never give him a romantic relationship, he does adopt a daughter. And he continues to have a brother and sister style of relationship with the unknown girl.

Conflict and Turning Point

Like with the other characters in the story, Student Number Seventeen’s turning point is when the instructions and the dissatisfaction collide and eventually turn into city-wide (if not planet-wide) riots. But I never actually show him participating in any of that.

However, this makes perfect sense, seeing as he is already fairly severely physically disabled by this moment in the overall storyline. And so, even if he was still with his parents somehow, he would likely be hiding during the worst of it.

Continuity/Easter Eggs

Like with most of what is connected to Untrustworthy, there really are no continuities or Easter eggs for this character. And for the most part, there really can’t be any, anyway.

Future Plans

I like the way Untrustworthy ends, so there are no plans for a sequel. This character did not show up in the prequel. At this point in time, I have no other plans for him.

Student #17: Takeaways

Sympathetic, shy, and ultimately traumatized, Student #17 is like a phoenix rising from the ashes of Caboss.

For this reason alone, along with Ceilidh O’Malley from The Real Hub of the Universe and Neil Murphy from Mettle, he is one of the more hopeful characters I have ever written.


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Character Reviews: Untrustworthy

Character Review—Adger
Character Review—Ixalla
Review—Tathrelle
Character Review—Velexio
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Self-Review – A Path Not Taken … Much

Let’s Look at A Path Not Taken … Much

While I suppose that I can never really be sure as to exactly what I was thinking when I wrote A Path Not Taken … Much, I can say that the narrator ends up having a particularly bad day.

I wrote this story during the second quarter of 2018.

Background

I was most likely thinking about the old Ray Bradbury story, A Sound of Thunder when I wrote this one. Although the story and the endgame are just a little bit different.

And plagiarism/copyright violations have never, ever been my intentions.

Plot for A Path Not Taken … Much

Without too much of a plot to speak of, the narrator is somehow relating their complaints about the rules for visiting this particular alien world. And I say somehow, because it seems as if, by the time you get to the end of the piece, that that would not be possible.

In any event, little do the narrator and the reader, for that matter know—those rules are there for a damned good reason.

A casual disregarding of the rules leads to the main character’s spectacularly bad day.

Characters on a Path Not Taken Much

The only character is a narrator who I neither name nor describe. But the whole short story is rather sketchy, so that totally tracks.

Memorable Quotes

The first thing they tell you is not to stray off the path. And I did, so that one’s on me. Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

But what they don’t tell you is that the parts off the path are kind of the most fun. Although I’m sure the tour guide wouldn’t say so.

It’s an alien world, they said. The natives might not take too kindly to someone just barging in, they said. And every visitor is an ambassador for Earth, they said.

Oh, please. It’s not like I’m some diplomat or something.

Rating

The story has a K rating.

Takeaways for A Path Not Taken … Much

I think this one works pretty well as a kind of ultimate FAFO story. You know, fuck around and find out.

I can see a few places where I could cut some words and trim down the prose. Since it’s 174 words right now, it is not outside the realm of possibility that I would be able to cut it down enough for it to be accepted as a drabble somewhere.

And so, this little dollop of a creepy short story just might find a home after all.

And then I can dedicate it to all of those annoying people who I have ever known, who thought that the rules did not apply to them. Well, they did, and they still do.

Jerks.

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Jewish Characters in my Fiction

Who are the Jewish Characters in my Fiction? Why Do They Matter?

Beyond the Easter eggs (er, afikomen) in my work, who are my Jewish characters? After all, there are far more Jewish surnames than Shapiro! And Shapiro is an Ashkenazi name, from Germany.

But we are not all Ashkenazi, and we are not all from Germany. Although I have a tendency to favor those kinds of names in my writing. But that is more because those names are more familiar. As an added bonus, they tend to be easier for most Westerners to pronounce.

And please do not see the continuing Shapiro parade as necessarily implying an actual familial relationship between characters crossing universes. It is not the equivalent of Smith, but it is close enough, I suppose.

Why Talk About My Jewish Characters Now?

Today, the original date of posting this blog entry, is two years since the October 7th massacre.

My feeling about adding Jews as characters has always been a kind of message to those who hate us: you did not get all of us. Take that, antisemites!

And, more importantly, we are thriving. And so, I would rather counter such horrors with joy. We are all right. In fact, we are better than all right.

How Does Their Background Define and Inform my Jewish Characters?

Well, as we say, it depends.

Just like for real live people, my Jewish characters do not always look to their roots when they make decisions, speak, think, work, move houses, marry, or anything else.

However, their roots can sometimes define these decisions and life changes. Or, they can affect how the character is perceived by others.

After all, we might look at someone wearing a large cross around their neck differently from how we would look at a person wearing a tee shirt that says, ‘I love pot’.

For characters who are a lot more religious, the question of keeping kosher will probably inform their choices. So will (most likely) questions of where to be able to worship and, if a character is single, if there are any Jews in the area who could be marriage material.

Is it possible to have a minyan in space if your ship is small? At some point, rabbis will decide this question.

For not so religious characters, the kosher laws may not matter at all. Or, they may be an occasion to be naughty or to simply not tell a more religious family member or friend.

Rather than simply turn this blog post into a list of Jewish characters, I think it makes more sense to divide the characters up in a few different ways.

My Jewish Characters of The Past

No discussion of characters of any sort from the past (whether Jewish or not) would be complete without talking about both The Real Hub of the Universe and The Duck in the Seat Cushion.

First, I will start with the former.

Herschel Taub

When Ceilidh first meets the entity she names Shannon Duffy, they tell her that their most recent subject before her was a Jewish man who immigrated to the United States, Herschel Taub. Herschel has recently died when the entity meets Ceilidh.

For Shannon, the hardest part is that Herschel’s wife, Blima, did not allow them to see the subject until it was too late, and he had already died.

Blima Shapiro Taub

While Blima may at times feel like a villain in the Real Hub universe, I think that a reader should keep in mind that she is in a rather awkward position. Here she is, married to a man she barely knows (which was typical for the time).

I capture a bit of their wedding day in the short story, The Bride.

But her husband has a male companion who is odd and who is around at all hours. And this companion knows her husband far better than she ever can or will. Would she be jealous?

I think that is almost a given. But at the same time, she could be in a rather good position. Herschel would be held back from any truly rash behavior, and the entity would protect him. The likelihood of Blima being widowed young was very low.

For Blima, as they say on Facebook, it’s… complicated.

Levi Altschuler AKA Shannon Duffy

While I have already covered this character elsewhere, and they are not human, anyway, I think they still belong here, in a discussion of Jewish characters in my works.

I like the idea of them observing human culture through the eyes of the Jewish community over the ages. It is likely that they saw a great deal of violence. Did Shannon ever intervene? I believe that an entity that believes in justice would.

However, it is likely that a human (perhaps centuries earlier than Herschel’s birth) would have asked Shannon to stop, probably fearing the entity’s actions would be doing more harm than good.

Now, let’s turn to The Duck in the Seat Cushion.

Lisette Bloch Tanner Kleinman

MJ’s mother survives the Second World War and the occupation of France by becoming a partisan. She and her sister fight the Nazis although Lisette does not carry a gun. Rather, like my real life great-aunt, she smuggles tobacco and other contraband.

Lisette is also more observant than MJ, at least at the start. But she is mindful of the majority culture in Oklahoma and does not seem to have objected when Walt took the kids to church.

One person I have never covered is Walt’s sister Suzie, who is dead before the book starts. Were she and Lisette friends? I like to think they were, and that Suzie would have enjoyed having an exotic sister-in-law to teach the ropes and spend time with.

Sid Tanner

MJ’s older brother looks a lot more traditionally Jewish than she does, and I almost see Sid with a kind of John Tuturro look (even though the actor is Catholic). Sid also ends up as an accountant and seems to live an almost stereotypical mid-twentieth century Jewish life.

But Sid is also as much a product of the Tanner farm as MJ is. He can balance the books and milk a cow. Later in life, he and Nadine make Aliyah. That is, they emigrate to Israel permanently. In the final chapters, the reader learns they are living in Tel Aviv.

MJ Tanner

The heroine of The Duck in the Seat Cushion does not look like most people picture Jews as looking (she is blonde and favors her father’s midwestern WASPy looks). This saves her from the worst antisemitism in her school until after Sid graduates.

Then, unfortunately for MJ, it is open season on her.

While MJ does not marry a Jewish man, Jim does eventually convert.

Nadine Shapiro Tanner

Sophisticated Nadine takes her fashion cues from Marlo Thomas in That Girl.

Much like Sid and MJ’s stepbrother Hal Brown, jr., Nadine is a visually artistic person. But in her case, she is more of a designer than Hal (who is more of a photographer).

Named after Nadia, a woman who hid her mother during World War II until they were betrayed, Nadine has the weight of her parents’ expectations on her.

Shlomo and Rakhel Shapiro

These two Holocaust survivors met in a transit camp after the end of the hostilities. They came to America and Shlomo was able to get work as a professor. When he gets a tenured position in Oklahoma, they come to the Midwest.

It is…a bit of a culture shock.

They are surprisingly good natured, and their own sweetness is magnified when Walt and his second wife, Graceanne, embrace them as family when Sid and Nadine marry. Without this new-found family, Rakhel and Shlomo would have been extremely isolated in Broken Arrow.

Veronique Jacobson Royce

Unlike her cousin Lisette, or Lisette’s sister Jeanne, Veronique did not spend WWII in the French resistance. For one thing, she was a lot younger. It was simply impractical.

So, instead, she was hidden by nuns after escaping the day the Nazis came to round up a number of people from the Paris Jewish ghetto. This was the last day Veronique saw her parents.

After the war, she remained in Paris for a couple of years, living with the mother of a slain schoolmate. Once that woman died, Veronique and her friend, the former resistance fighter Michel Kleinman, left on a ship bound for Canada.

At age fifteen, Veronique bluffed her way into a legal secretary program.

Michel Kleinman

A resistance fighter, he knew Lisette and was in love with her sister. But Jeanne was killed during the war. Michel went to Canada with Ariel and other survivors.

When Lisette left the family and stayed in Quebec, he took up with her, and they married. With a strong sense of duty, Michel volunteered to serve in Vietnam for the American war effort. His unit called him Mike. He was killed while Lisette was pregnant with Ariel.

Ariel Kleinman Royce

Ariel of course never knows her biological parents. Her mother passes on when she is not even two years old yet. But Veronique loves her and has been raising her from the jump anyway.

MJ suggests to Walt and Graceanne that they might want to have Veronique and Ariel live with them. Ariel is, after all, MJ and Sid’s half-sister. Graceanne is all-too eager to raise the girl, probably due to having lost her own daughter tragically.

And so, Ariel and Veronique come to live with the Tanner clan. When Veronique marries Jack Royce, they formally adopt Ariel.

Ariel grows up to marry a woman of color named Tanya. They have six cats!

Jewish Characters from More or Less the Present Day

Of course, MJ, Sid, Nadine, Veronique, and Ariel all fit into this category.

But so do some of the characters from Mettle.

I personally love the idea and the dynamic of showing Jews surviving an apocalyptic event. And they are able to do so without losing their humanity or their faith in the process.

Noah Braverman

In a lot of ways, Noah is the epitome of the good son. He is smart and has a good job, and he is a big part of why his mother is not in an extended care facility (nursing home).

However, even though I never put it in the actual novel, the course of his mother’s illness has got to be wearing on him.

If the events of the story had not taken place, he would likely have either paid for more intensive aid than Olga could provide or would find a nursing home for his mother. At least during the story, she is not a completely empty shell.

Eleanor Braverman

Eleanor is far from a standard Jewish mother. Rather, she is an intellectual, a fact which makes her decline even more heartbreaking.

I see her almost as a Bostonian version of a super-smart Jewish woman living on the Upper West Side of Manhattan and going to art galleries in her spare time.

Olga Nicolaev

With a last name that translates to something like Nichols or Nicholson, Olga’s Jewishness is a lot more subtle. But when the group has to bury Eleanor, Olga knows the Mourners’ Kaddish by heart.

Jewish Characters of the Future

Now we’re talkin’. There are so many of them. We will start with the first Obolonk trilogy.

Greg Shapiro

Wisecracking Greg is almost like a 1940s gumshoe. About the only thing I do not have him do is wear a fedora. He is not too observant. In one scene, he reminisces about having hit on Peri, who is canonically Christian. Greg also hits on Akanksha Kondapalli.

Time to move onto characters from The Enigman Cave.

Marnie Shapiro (Chase)

When we first see Marnie in Bet on Marnie, she is married to Dr. Ben Chase, who is about as WASP-y as anyone can get.

She is not looking for love, and her falling in with Lex Feldman is serendipity rather than anything she planned. But he is one of the few people on the ship who can understand and appreciate the concept of strip dreidel.

Lex Feldman

Lex also has a history of dating outside the faith. In fact, he had proposed to Amy Allenby, but she turned him down, before the mission started.

Time to move onto characters from Time Addicts (the second Obolonk trilogy).

Josie James

Josie, in some ways, is about as lapsed as you can get. After all, she does take up with a Muslim guy. But just like Marnie with Lex, it is not through any sort of preplanning on anyone’s part. It just…happens.

Through Josie, because she is the main character, the reader learns of family gatherings centered around a number of Jewish holidays, including Chanukah. A number of regularly scheduled family get-togethers makes a lot of sense for this clan.

After all, they live on different orbs within the Solar System. It is the only practical way to see each other.

Hayley James Shapiro, the Most Observant of My Jewish Characters

I wanted to single out Hayley because she is modern Orthodox. While many of their siblings are more lapsed, Hayley picks up the slack singlehandedly. And…she is sometimes the butt of jokes. As in, someone will order a BLT at a restaurant and say not to tell Hayley.

Like other Ashkenazi parents, Hayley names her children after deceased family members. Her son, Saddik (a name which means righteous in Hebrew) is named for her father, Steven.

Hayley has wed an Israeli, Dov Shapiro, and she has made Aliyah, just like Sid Tanner and Nadine Shapiro Tanner. And, she also lives in Tel Aviv. But in the Obolonk Universe, Tel Aviv is part of a far larger megalopolis.

Josie and Hayley’s Siblings and Other Family Members

Most of Josie’s other siblings are as lapsed as she is. Deb is married to Terrell, who is probably a Baptist. Greg is married to Ines, who is Catholic in name only.

Jewish Characters in my Shorter/Short Stories

There are definitely some! Julia Rosen in Lizzie Borden is Vital to the Timeline is snarky and kinda bored by…time travel? Well, eventually even amazing things are bound to get a little dull.

Emily Schechter in Naturalization is also a Jewish character. She gets literal aliens acclimated to life on Earth.

And the main character in Eight Nights is rather observant, but also kinda kooky.

Okay, very kooky.

My Jewish Characters: Takeaways

The Jewish experience is far more varied than I have depicted. Hell, I have barely scratched the surface! Imagine highly religious Jewish characters dealing with a lack of understanding or needs fulfillment in deep space?

I mean, do you honestly think that aliens living on, say, Alpha Centauri will be able to make good chicken soup? And do not get me started on how tough it will be to find a halfway decent challah cover. Or lox.

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