Consider Sally Bowles/They Say This One Tiles Bathrooms Adequately, One of My Original Characters
So, who is Sally Bowles/They Say This One Tiles Bathrooms Adequately?
Of course, the real character Sally Bowles is from the film and play Cabaret. But in my universe, it’s more like a stage name for a character who hates their real name.
Or, like a new name that a trans human has taken for themself.
One of the ways that the Obolonks started to truly come alive for me was to create a reputationally-based naming system for them. And, in order to better reflect reality, they wouldn’t all have the best of reputations when Naming Day rolled around.
TSTO Tiles would be one such Obolonk. And it doesn’t help that they’re one of the offspring of the Obolonk big cheese, They Say This is the One.
Where Did They Say This One Tiles Bathrooms Adequately Come From?
When I was first putting together the reputation-based names for my Obolonk characters, this one’s name started off as just TSTO Tiles Bathrooms.
But of course, they didn’t really come alive until I added the adverb at the end. It offers (I believe) just the right touch of passive-aggression. It’s a lot like telling someone, you’re not so much of a problem child, most of the time.
Damning with faint praise, indeed.
The Past is Prologue — Backstory for They Say This One Tiles Bathrooms Adequately
A total or at least 50% screwup, TSTO Tiles does not fit in well with proper Obolonk society. Like other mods, they split the difference, acting like a more or less proper Obolonk much of the time, but mimicking human behavior and sexuality when out with their friends.
Sally Bowles, a Description
Like all the other Obolonks in the series, Sally Bowles is tall, bald, and an orange shade. The shade darkens as they age. But Sally isn’t that old, so they, like their siblings, is kind of an iced peach shade.
Purpose/Theme/Motivation
The overall arc for this species is essentially to start to fit in with human society and, in the process, change us as much as we are changing them. But here, in the first trilogy, the main motivation is to start to bridge the gap.
Quotes
There was one dressed in a short black pixie cut wig, over which there was a black bowler hat with a purple band. They wore a black leotard with a plunging v-neckline, and short shorts, dark hose held up by a black garter belt, and tall black boots. The makeup was heavy and dark, including impossibly long false eyelashes that were obviously not meant to be at all natural. That one was wearing some form of strategic padding, as Obolonks didn’t really have figures. There was an old-fashioned cigarette, lit and smoldering in a long holder.
The Obolonk approached, took a drag off the cigarette, and blew the smoke to the side. “You may be wondering who I’m dressed as.”…
Tommy tapped Peri on the shoulder and addressed the Obolonk directly. “You are They Say This One Tiles Bathrooms Adequately.”
The Obolonk cringed, and this time they exhaled their cigarette smoke directly at Tommy. “I’m a she and I’m Sally, Android.”
“I don’t care what the hell you’re calling yourself,” Peri said. “But his name is Tommy. I’d appreciate it if you used it.”
“Got it,” said Sally. “Follow me.” Tommy and Peri glanced at each other. “Oh, I’m completely harmless,” the Obolonk said. They followed.
Don’t forget your small hot gun in the clutch.
A doorway led to an office area where the music was a lot harder to hear. The Obolonk turned to face them. “I don’t know why you’re here, although I do apologize for my parent’s behavior. I know you came a really long way.”
“Sally,” Peri asked, “how long you been doing the Mod thing?”
“Over twenty years. Nice dress.”
Relationships
I don’t list any relationships for Sally. But dressed like that, Sally may be looking for some sort of companionship, either with a fellow mod Obolonk or even with a human.
Conflict and Turning Point
In accordance with the overall conflict and turning point in the first Obolonk trilogy, Sally’s issues aren’t as much a fight for survival as in the second trilogy.
Rather, her issues are more whether humans will continue to allow the Obolonk experiment to continue on our soil, or if we will go back to holding these kind and mostly friendly aliens at arm’s length, all for the sake of maintaining our own irrational prejudices.
Continuity/Easter Eggs
Apart from within the initial trilogy itself, there is no overarching continuity for They Say This One Tiles Bathrooms Adequately.
Future Plans for Sally Bowles
While I don’t really have future plans for this character, I do have plans for the storyline. And since Tommy 2000 can more or less live forever, his memory of Sally Bowles will stay with him.
So, perhaps, the name will come up again. I’ve barely started to outline the final trilogy, so I don’t really know yet.
They Say This One Tiles Bathrooms Adequately: Takeaways
A bit like Roger Clinton, Alice Roosevelt, Neil Bush, or Billy Carter, Sally Bowles is the family member that the head of society is so embarrassed by that they just plain want to sweep them under the rug and hope everyone forgets them.
But there’s more to Sally Bowles than flashy human-style clothes and makeup.
Want More of Sally Bowles and the Rest of the Obolonk Universe?
If the story of the Obolonks resonates with you, then please be sure to check out my other blog posts about how our society turns tripartite, with humans, robots, and Obolonks.
Humans
† Peri Martin
• Greg Shapiro
Robots
† Tommy 2000
• Selkhet 3000
Obolonks
† Obolonk leader TSTITO
Self-Reviews: Obolonk Trilogy
• The Obolonk Murders (see below for the URL)
† Self-Review: The Polymer Beat
• The Badge of Humanity










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